Five Star General Already?

Damn. Looks like someone already made it to the highest rank possible in Halo 3. As a former hardcore Halo 3 player, I'd like to say I'm not surprised....but then again that's ALOT of fucking games played.

[vid: chrisrayn from gameroom.mlgpro.com]

love,
j rilla

Super Smash Bros: Brawl

The new Super Smash Bros. game coming out looks pretty sick. If you've played Super Smash Bros: Melee or the original from N64, you know how good these games are, and this one looks even better. Even though I don't have a Wii, I can't wait for this to hit the shelves, dawg. The best thing about it is that you get to be the badass dude from Metal Gear Solid. Thats right. You get to be fucking Snake. Shit's gonna get intense. When you get people together, these games are fun as hell. This comes out in Feb. 08 and if you got a Wii, pick this up, and then call me!

"The game's fighting system is in line with the fast and furious system used in the GameCube's Super Smash Brothers Melee. You'll have the same assortment of attacks that break down to normal, strong, and smash. You'll be able to string together combos and bust heads pretty easily once you dive in. Better still, you'll be able to charge up some moves and dole out a painful kick into the background.

To supplement your physical attacks, you'll be able to collect all manner of items that can help you deliver a beat-down on your opponents. As before, the assists range from familiar Nintendo characters who come out and wreak havoc to weapons such as fans, bats, and firearms. The various items, which break down to normal, assist trophies, and the ever plentiful Pokeballs, are nearly always useful and showcase a goofy sense of humor. You'll see everything from pixelated Advance Wars characters to metroids, and Mr. Resetti of Animal Crossing fame pop up. In addition, a new item called the smash ball--awesome when you collect it but completely hateful when you can't--will appear on the field. The new item will enable the character who knocks it open with a series of blows and collects its power boost to unleash a unique, powerful special attack that's basically death on a large blunt stick for any foe it connects with. The interesting thing is it's possible to steal the special attack from an opponent if you knock them around enough just after they collect it."

[full article here]

[pic and article: gamespot]

love,
j rilla

It's all about my BAWLS.

Yeor. Since my last post was kind of negative, I'd like to redeem your moods with something I'd like to recommend. It's called BAWLS. Drink it. It's fucking good as shit. If you would ever have the chance to drink God's semen in a bottle, this is what it would fucking taste like. If you're a baller, you can find it at your local Seven Eleven for about 2.19 in a glass bottle. If you ain't ballin', target sells them in four packs in cans at target for like 5 something. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET SOME BAWLS IN YOUR MOUTH. And make sure you chill that shit before you drink my nigga.

love,
j rilla

These things.

Dear fellow blog readers. If you're out there, I hate you. Just kidding, but seriously, there's one thing that i really do hate. Uggs. What the fuck's up with those things? As you can tell, its getting cold out, so you gotta bundle up, but what the fuck. They're fucking stupid. I see every girl wearing them no matter what, just because it's the current stupid ass style. You may say, oh but they're warm and comfy...FUCK THAT. They're made out of fucking baby lamb fur AND skin for Christ's sake. I can see shaving the fluffy white fur off the lambs but wtf do you have to skin them for? I mean I'm no PETA activist but if you do it, at least make something fucking good out of it.
And by the way, this pic that you see is a men's model. What kind of flaming homosexual would ever wear that shit? Any male who does, please step forward, because i would like to buy a plane ticket, fly to your house, knock on your door, and knock you the fuck out.

[pic: uggs.com]

love,
j rilla

Suck my diiiiick!!

ahahahaha

love,
j rilla