Dear fellow blog readers. If you're out there, I hate you. Just kidding, but seriously, there's one thing that i really do hate. Uggs. What the fuck's up with those things? As you can tell, its getting cold out, so you gotta bundle up, but what the fuck. They're fucking stupid. I see every girl wearing them no matter what, just because it's the current stupid ass style. You may say, oh but they're warm and comfy...FUCK THAT. They're made out of fucking baby lamb fur AND skin for Christ's sake. I can see shaving the fluffy white fur off the lambs but wtf do you have to skin them for? I mean I'm no PETA activist but if you do it, at least make something fucking good out of it.
And by the way, this pic that you see is a men's model. What kind of flaming homosexual would ever wear that shit? Any male who does, please step forward, because i would like to buy a plane ticket, fly to your house, knock on your door, and knock you the fuck out.
[pic: uggs.com]
love,
j rilla
j rilla
1 comment:
I fucking hate uggs too. And I would imagine so do most flaming homosexuals (who normally have much more keen fashion sense than that). To answer your question, no, knitting is not hard if you have any reasonable amount of coordination and/or intelligence. Especially if you practice all the time. It is a good exercise in patience. Your female friends would be impressed. Now I have a question for you: How the hell did a 19 yr old dude from South Jersey who does not knit end up reading my blog?
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